Mitt – The Diabolical Intelligent Cat

This cat deeming himself Mitt

Diabolically plots never using the word quit.

 

Reeling you in, looking cute, wanting belly pets,

He stretches out so fiendishly leaving you with a feeling of regret

 

As he attacks with claws launched

Crouching ready from a panther’s staunch.

 

Elephant-like is he,

Never forgetting anything about you or me.

 

Loving to play, especially with the laser pointer on a ring;

He knows where the light comes from, and the toy to you he will bring.

 

Penguin-like in his tuxedo fur,

He loves to nap on your lap and purr.

 

At times, he acts as a parrot on your shoulder – always with a plan –

Being high up, he can bat at the pull chain from the ceiling fan.

 

If you ever cross paths with this cat deemed Mitt,

Be prepared, you never know which personality you will get.